Fortuosity, the byword of Walt Disney’s “The Happiest Millionaire,” may not roll off the tongue as well as supercalifragilisticexpialidocious (possibly proven by the fact that Word accepts the latter and not the former?) and as Disney’s swan song, it squaked on for a little too long (a whopping 164 minutes in the United States before it was cut down), but like the spirit of this overwrought run on sentence, it possesses a certain charm that makes it interesting to watch.
The film, based on a forgotten Broadway play starring Walter Pidgeon, explores the wild world of the wealthy Biddle family through the eyes of an Irish immigrant just off the boat, John Lawless (Tommy Steele), who clearly had no idea what he was getting himself in to. In a haze of alligators and boxing gloves, John sticks, helping to save the day at the end of the film.
The greatest treat is hearing Fred MacMurray (Anthony J. Drexel Biddle) sing, and very well! So well that it makes one wish the famous grocery scene in Double Indemnity had involved him engaging in a musical romp with Barbara Stanwyck down the canned food aisle. It might have been a bit off putting but not more so than that horrendous wig. Also notable in the cast is the vivacious Lesley Ann Warren (Cordy Biddle) in a very early screen role, whose vibrance is contagious. And credit must be paid to Tommy Steele for dancing with and amongst alligators that didn’t seem too happy to be there.
One of the best numbers in the film, “It Won’t Be Long Till Christmas,” cut in the original version, gives Fred and his wife, played by Greer Garson (Mrs. Cordelia Biddle), their most touching moment in the film. Their children all out in the world, they contemplate a now empty home. Greer had a lovely, husky voice that blended very well with Fred’s. This isn’t one of my favorite Garson roles as the tranquil calm doesn’t come off as well as it does in some of her more polished 40s films, especially considering that she first signed on to play Mrs. Duke, a part with considerably more vivre. Geraldine Page decided she wanted the part, and Greer resigned to playing Mrs. Biddle. Greer wasn’t happy about it, and I’m not happy about it as someone who appreciates her most in the few instances where she got to show signs of humor and life. One of the highlights of this film? Hearing Gladys Cooper sing. I’m not saying she sings well but it is a treat nonetheless. I don’t think she ever gave a bad performance.
The major faux pas in this film is the embarrassingly apparent and excessive post dubbing. I found it very jarring, especially considering the otherworldly ease and charm the film promotes. The songs aren’t what I would call standards, but they certainly aren’t unpleasant spectacle. It is very hit and miss, but the odd subject matter did give the songwriters some interesting material to work with. Most memorable is “Fortuosity,” written by Tommy Steele.
This isn’t Mary Poppins, but if you enjoy the Disney magic it is worth a look. Maybe just one look.
